In a story straight out of a mid-90s live-action kids’ movie, a Florida woman is fighting to keep her pet alligator from being taken away from her. Mary Thorn rescued Rambo when he was but a young gator and has been permitted to keep him up until now because he’s grown too large for her property under local laws.
But he is very lovable! He wears clothes and sunglasses and rides an ATV and never bites people.
Perhaps she can rally the community to band together and stand up to the mean lawmakers who are trying to take her “second son” away from her. And after she wins the legal battle she will hug Rambo and roll credits. Cue “All Star” by Smash Mouth.
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